The Rhino Den – What We Believe
Due to the fact that several of our last “Douche of the Week” articles have focused on either political figures or political issues, we have received a number of comments about catering to one political ideology or another and how that is detrimental to what we do here. After assuring people in the comment section about what we do believe in, it occurred to us, the Rhino Den staff, that we have never put forth an actual “philosophy” for the public to see.
Please allow these very words to remedy that very thing.
We believe in America.
We believe in what America was intended to be and what it has been at many times in the past and even present.
We believe that the American military is a big part of what has made this country great and continues to be one of the best examples of what the United States has to offer.
We believe in sticking up for those who served and are serving by being a voice for those who may not have one, can’t have one, or simply don’t have the words to say what they need to say.
We believe that the .45% — the percentage of American citizens who have served in the Armed Forces during the last 10 years—are among the best and brightest in this country and yet somehow are still mostly misunderstood.
We believe in changing those misconceptions with a full-frontal assault.
We believe that part of the assault includes calling out stupidity whenever and wherever we see it—whether that be in the political arena or otherwise.
We believe that in the political arena, there is a tremendous amount of stupidity and that it is on both sides of the aisle.
We believe that most politicians—be they Democrat or Republican—have their own best interests in mind rather than those of the hundreds of thousands of men and women who have sweat and bled for them.
We believe in your right to bear arms.
We believe that pointing out the idiocy of politicians is not only important but also necessary for the Veteran community, and that it should be done smartly, succinctly, and also in the most ridiculous fashion possible.
We believe in having fun pointing out stupid.
We believe in making a mockery out of that which deserves to be mocked.
We believe that the right combination of whiskey and unicorn tears will cure any ailment known to mankind.
We believe that if it looks like a turd, smells like a turd and acts like a turd…..it IS a turd.
We believe that, despite many claims to the contrary, Kim Jong Un and the Gangnam Style guy are not, in fact, one in the same person.
We believe that the American G.I. has done more for this country than the NFL, NBA, and NASCAR combined.
We believe stupidity costs lives, our lives.
We believe that everyone is entitled to their First Amendment right to voice an opinion. But if you’ve served in the military, then you’ve earned that right.
Do you have an opinion of what we are or what we stand for? Did we miss something in the process? Leave a comment below and we just may be inclined to give a couple shirts away for your contribution.