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The Dumbass Chronicles: The Wild Boar
By RU Rob Spend any time in Europe and you will know that there is a shit-ton of wild pigs in the forests. As detailed in an earlier post: “Helfen Sie...
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The Dumbass Chronicles: The Hobbit
An angry little man starts a fight with six RU guys in an elevator. Never underestimate the power of hidden insults.
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Keeping Up Foreign Relations
Get an education so you can beat a hot girl at a contest of wits in a bar and simultaneously keep your buddy from hooking up with her...
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Dumbass Chronicles – Tommy Batboy
It's been a while since the last episode in the Dumbass Chronicles. For this story, we look internally, as Tommy shares a recent story from Guard training...
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The Dumbass Chronicles: All Stories
The Dumbass Chronicles are a compilation of our most amazing, and embarrassing moments. Find out what makes us tick...
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Tim Kennedy Deployed, Part 2
Today, as I was sitting around looking at the other men in my unit, I commented that we led really privileged lives. Other suckers have to pay thousands of dollars to...
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Detective John Kimball
The best job in the world to me, other than earning the right to be a platoon sergeant, is being a platoon leader. I was fortunate enough to get to hold...