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  • Douche of the Week: Not a Chance You Will Be Named for Publicity

      By Noam DeGuerre Don’t let the title fool you, I am naming our newest Douche of the Week, but I’m only doing it once for the entirety of this article....

  • Douche of the Week: Darla Jackson

      By Pablo James Here’s an inescapable fact that every driver needs to know: your car is a 4000-pound bullet that you must control because the consequences are deadly. Alcohol, distractions,...

  • Douchebags Gone Wild – Panama City Edition

      By Pablo James Last week, I wrote about a group of college students who desecrated the American flag as part of a protest and how, despite their poor judgment and...

  • 11 Memes Poking Fun at Brian Williams

      The internet is a wonderful place, if you are looking to totally demean a douchebag.  If you need the back-story check out our Douche of the Week: Brian Williams.  If...

  • Wear your Reflective Belt on the Internet

      By Leonard Benton   First and foremost, the internet is not a place to tread lightly. Anything is available on the web to suit any desire, taste, and apparently you...

  • Keep Apologizing Rolling Stone

    By RU Guest Contributor Cora Kane I admit to having a stack of Rolling Stone magazines. However, in my collection you won’t find one dated past 1987. The covers of these...

  • Army LTC Wants to Take Your Guns from You

      BY RU Twisted We do what we can here at The Rhino Den to shine light on both Veterans and Military personnel who are doing good things for America. After...

  • Bill Maher is Still a Douchebag

    By RU Rob We already know that Bill Maher is a douche, we established that in April of this year.  Instead of wasting any more time on his douchefeckedness I would...

  • Douche of the Week: Lil Wayne

      By Jack Mandaville I want to make a few of my personal opinions clear before I go into my impending tirade about our latest Douche of the Week. 1) I...

  • Douche of the Week: Harry Reid

      By Mr. Twisted We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program of commemorating the 10th anniversary of Operation: Iraqi Freedom to bring you a Douche of the Week special. And as...

  • Karzai the Douche

    By Mr. Twisted     @RU_Twisted on Twitter I vividly remember a very telling moment of my time in Iraq. I was hanging out with the S3 of the battalion I was supporting...

  • Douche of the Week: The Troops are Welfare Whores

    By Mr. Twisted Yes, you read that title correctly. There is a group out there with the name of “The Troops are Welfare Whores.” They are on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/antimilitarism I came...

  • Douche of the Week: Cmdr. Michael Ward II

    By RU Contributor Mad Medic Well Ranger Up fans, it’s that time again. I know you’ve all been jonesing for your fix of Douche of the Week, and today I’ve got...

  • Douche of the Week: Jaime Rohrs

    BY RU Guest Contributor – Yeti Like most Americans, I woke up and heard the horrible news about the Aurora shooting. I wanted more details to try and get a better...

  • Douche of the Week/Month/Year?

    By Mr. Twisted Congress. The Supreme Court. The Department of Justice. Good fucking grief, is there any branch of the federal government that doesn’t suck major donkey balls? Last week, the...

  • Douche of the Week: Spirit Airlines

    By RU Rob I have been following the story of how Spirit Airlines jilted 76 year old Marine Veteran Jerry Meekins out of a refund after his physician forbid him to...

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