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  • The Curious Case of Staff Sergeant Parsons

    By Jack Mandaville “Stuff like this is the reason people say fact is stranger than fiction.  Fiction has to make sense.  Reality doesn’t have to do shit.” -Tucker Max, Hilarity Ensues...

  • Wrestling and the Olympics

    By Mr. Twisted Badminton. Baseball. Basque pelota. Cricket. Croquet. Equestrian. Golf. Gymnastics. Polo. Sailing. Softball. Table tennis. What do all of these events have in common? They are all part of...

  • A Douche Roundup

    By Mr.Twisted Clicking on the various news sites this morning and looking, as I always do, for a top Douche of the Week contender, it became apparent to me that, over...

  • Douche of the Week: NY State Legislators

    By Mr. Twisted Well, the bar has already been set fairly high for what constitutes douchiness in 2013. Though I’m sure there are a lot of individuals out there who will...

  • Douche of the Week: Scott Compton

    By RU Rob I know I haven’t written much over the last couple of months. Keeping up with the antics of Mad Medic, Jack Mandaville, SGT Awesome and Mr. Twisted don’t...

  • Douche of the Week: Craig Pusley

    By RU Contributor Jack Mandaville It seems like I can’t go one day without a seeing a new “(insert Soldier, Marine, Airman, or Sailor here)_____ surprises (insert family member here)______ after...

  • Another Douche of the Week: Keith Olbermann

    By Mr. Twisted It’s a douche-tastic week in this country, ladies and gentlemen and thanks to our friends at TAH, we have yet another. If you thought Bob Costas was a...

  • Douche of the Week: Bob Costas

    By RU Contributor Mad Medic On Saturday, a “tragedy” struck the Kansas City Chiefs when their linebacker Jovan Belcher Killed his girlfriend, then drove to Arrowhead stadium where he waited until...

  • *Update* Douche of the Week: Lindsey Stone

    By Mr. Twisted Some follow-up thoughts on Lindsey Stone and her Douche-tastic behavior: I have seen several comments regarding the fact that Lindsey’s behavior, while stupid, does not warrant having her...

  • Douche of the Week: Lindsey Stone

    By Mr. Twisted ‘Tis the season to be thankful, and in this particular season, I am thankful for Douchebags. Why on earth would I be thankful for that, you may ask?...

  • Douche of the Week: The Veterans Administration

    By RU Contributor Jack Mandaville I woke up in a fantastic mood the other afternoon. That hot British chick, Leona Lewis, was on my radio alarm clock. The smell of fresh...

  • Douche of the Week – PFC Naser Abdo

    By RU Rob UPDATE FROM ABC NEWS: “The young serviceman convicted of plotting a massacre of his fellow soldiers near Fort Hood in Texas received dual consecutive life sentences today. Naser...

  • Douche of the Week: Ralph Lauren

    By RU Contributor Jack Mandaville I love capitalism. I believe in it. But free enterprise, like any economic system, can only survive if the people in it live by an ethical—and...

  • Douche of the Week, David Belniak

    By RU Rob On Christmas Day 2007, David Belniak was involved in a horrific traffic accident in Florida.   David, who was estimated to be traveling at 75-85 mph in a 45...

  • Douche of the Week – Professor Michael Avery

    Usually we highlight achievements in douchery of homeowners associations, businesses, and groups of people who make a collective decision of stupidity. But this time around we get to pick on an...

  • Douche of the Week – Casa Monica Hotel

    By RU Rob Before I start my rant on the Casa Monica Hotel, and for the benefit of the entire nation, I would like to present an open letter. Dear Homeowners...

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