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  • Douche of the Week – Duke University

      By RU Rob What in the fuck? That was the first thing that popped into my brain housing unit upon reading the headline, “Duke University launches ‘safe space’ for men...

  • Douche of the Week: Brock Allen Turner AND His Father–a Family Affair

      By Elana Duffy  Brock Turner. If you don’t know who he is you not only live under a rock, but there isn’t even a Rhino Den under there. Maybe you’re...

  • Douche of the Week: Donald Trump, Again

      By RU Twisted We’ve bashed Donald Trump here before, and oddly enough, we took a lot of heat for it. I’m honestly not sure why, because the guy is just...

  • Douche of the Week: Bandwagon Bullies

      By Toby Nunn It never ceases to amaze me the self-righteous attacks that blindly follow a social media post about a so-called egregious injustice. Some grammatically incorrect hash-tag that as...

  • Douche of the Week: Donald Trump

    By Noam DeGuerre So this past weekend Donald “The Donald” Trump said something incendiary that has shocked the American people, or at least some of them, and has taken the media...

  • Douche of the Week: Drawing Mohammad

      By SGT Awesome A local veteran has decided that the previous draw Mohammad event in Texas wasn’t quite controversial enough and has decided to hold another one right here in...

  • Douchebags Gone Wild – Panama City Edition

      By Pablo James Last week, I wrote about a group of college students who desecrated the American flag as part of a protest and how, despite their poor judgment and...

  • Douche of the Week: UC Irvine

      By SGT Awesome On the campus of the University of California, Irvine there is an Associate Student lobby. In this lobby is, among other things, a flag. On this flag...

  • Douche of the Week: Brian Williams

      By Jack Mandaville Do you know what The Rhino Den has been in desperate need of lately? A good douching. No, not the feminine kind that gives you the fresh...

  • Douche of the Week: The Congressman Who Thinks Congressmen are…Underpaid

      By RU Twisted It’s difficult to expound upon that title. I mean, really, the headline says it all. Congressman Jim Moran (D-VA) actually believes that members of Congress are underpaid....

  • Douche of the Week: Social Media Zombies

      By Sgt Awesome On the evening of February 8th, 2014 a Twitter account with 460,000 followers tweeted: “1 simple #retweet could save his life… #FindHim” and a picture of a...

  • Douche of the Week: Whiners

      By RU Twisted I know that’s a vague title, but it needs to be addressed. An article was published by The Daily Caller last week about how a professor at...

  • Douche of the Week: Congress. Again.

      By RU Twisted Just when you thought Congress couldn’t sell the country down the river even further, they went and proved every one of you wrong. Yeah, I know—they’ve done...

  • Douche of the Week: Kanye West

      By RU Rob I hesitated to write anything about this story. Mostly because, well…labeling Kanye West a douchebag is… …duh. Every time I see Kanye in the news or hear...

  • Douche of the Week: The Woman Who Evicted Her Father

      By Ghengis Ron “I laid awake at night trying to figure out what in the world I could have done to these people to make them so angry at me.”...

  • Douche of the Week: The Discover Card

      By Grin and Barrett Three years ago, I wrote a story for Ranger Up called, “Keeping the Home Fires Lit.” It was an homage to my wife, and to all...

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