Comments on: Stairwells by Kelly Crigger http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/ Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:59:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The Rhino http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2054 The Rhino Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:40:38 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2054 Joey - we've missed you. Where have you been? Joey – we’ve missed you. Where have you been?

]]> By: SGT.JOEY http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2053 SGT.JOEY Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:25:04 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2053 Here is an urban legend:I was told by my topless dancer girlfriend that women do not fart. She mumbled the reason under her breath , but I did not catch it,and she would not repeat it either!Anyone ever here this one before? I have yet to catch her,I even stand by the bathroom when she has a call to Nature.This pisses her of immensely! She calls me deranged.I still have yet to catch her breaking the sound barrier!I remember the the days of youth when we(not I!)would hold a lit match near the anal area with lights out and look for the flamethrower at hand. Here is an urban legend:I was told by my topless dancer girlfriend that women do not fart. She mumbled the reason under her breath , but I did not catch it,and she would not repeat it either!Anyone ever here this one before? I have yet to catch her,I even stand by the bathroom when she has a call to Nature.This pisses her of immensely! She calls me deranged.I still have yet to catch her breaking the sound barrier!I remember the the days of youth when we(not I!)would hold a lit match near the anal area with lights out and look for the flamethrower at hand.

]]> By: Barrett http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2052 Barrett Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:49:12 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2052 I don't know, I kind of like "arm put into a caste." Could be the Honorary Society for Appendages Injured Through Incidental and Arbitrary Flatulence." I don’t know, I kind of like “arm put into a caste.” Could be the Honorary Society for Appendages Injured Through Incidental and Arbitrary Flatulence.”

]]> By: Hank http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2051 Hank Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:23:03 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2051 ...arm put into a cast …arm put into a cast

]]> By: Hank http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2050 Hank Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:19:57 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2050 "¡¡ Nunca, nunca voy a casarme con un peoro !!" Might be regional for Panama so I'll provide the translation for my lovely bride, "[I'll] Never, ever marry a farter!!" famous (perhaps regrettable as God would surely punish her for such a declaration) quote to her seven sisters to which she still receives grief. I delivered a barrage once that sent my middle son, then 11 years old, into evasive action - jumping up and running across our couch in a desperate attempt to reach the nearest Febreze* only to loose his footing, bounce, and hit the hard deck flooring hard enough to snap his fore arm in two. Witnessing the break and the dangling appendage my wife was the second casualty as she too hit the deck, passing out more from the sympathetic trauma than to my noxious product. My son, Kendri, and I both reacted with manful joy. I for the opportunity to use my casualty assistance skills, splinting his arm and packing it in ice; and he for the opportunity to get his arm put into a caste and bragging rights of tangible/visible battle scars. When the Doctor asked, “Son, how did you break your arm?” he simply replied, “My dad broke it with his fart.” *with 3 man cubs and 2 gasser dogs, my wife keeps Febreze strategically staged around the house like a pyrophobia keeps fire extinguishers. “¡¡ Nunca, nunca voy a casarme con un peoro !!” Might be regional for Panama so I’ll provide the translation for my lovely bride, “[I'll] Never, ever marry a farter!!” famous (perhaps regrettable as God would surely punish her for such a declaration) quote to her seven sisters to which she still receives grief. I delivered a barrage once that sent my middle son, then 11 years old, into evasive action – jumping up and running across our couch in a desperate attempt to reach the nearest Febreze* only to loose his footing, bounce, and hit the hard deck flooring hard enough to snap his fore arm in two. Witnessing the break and the dangling appendage my wife was the second casualty as she too hit the deck, passing out more from the sympathetic trauma than to my noxious product. My son, Kendri, and I both reacted with manful joy. I for the opportunity to use my casualty assistance skills, splinting his arm and packing it in ice; and he for the opportunity to get his arm put into a caste and bragging rights of tangible/visible battle scars. When the Doctor asked, “Son, how did you break your arm?” he simply replied, “My dad broke it with his fart.”

*with 3 man cubs and 2 gasser dogs, my wife keeps Febreze strategically staged around the house like a pyrophobia keeps fire extinguishers.

]]> By: Amy http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2049 Amy Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:43:04 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2049 I was shopping with my sister one time when someone let a silent but deadly out somewhere near the sale rack then kept on walking, to which my sister replied, "Oh, man, we just got crop dusted." Way to dust the stairwells at work, Crigger. I was shopping with my sister one time when someone let a silent but deadly out somewhere near the sale rack then kept on walking, to which my sister replied, “Oh, man, we just got crop dusted.” Way to dust the stairwells at work, Crigger.

]]> By: Katie Mac http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2048 Katie Mac Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:00:56 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2048 I think it really depends on the kind of work you're doing for “that flagellating guy” to be a stigma. I think it really depends on the kind of work you’re doing for “that flagellating guy” to be a stigma.

]]> By: Jen http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2047 Jen Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:51:20 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2047 I'm a lucky girl. I’m a lucky girl.

]]> By: Suzy http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/stairwells-by-kelly-crigger/#comment-2046 Suzy Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:15:24 +0000 http://rhinoden.com/?p=2485#comment-2046 I just love the time and thought that must have gone in to this. Bravo. ;) I just love the time and thought that must have gone in to this. Bravo. ;)

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