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Resolutions
By Rob
Updated: December 31, 2012
Tis the season for New Year’s resolutions. Everyone’s doing it. We would feel left out if we didn’t. So The Rhino Den, in an effort to always better itself, has made a few resolutions for what it would like to accomplish in 2013.
1. More posts about how to fight tigers.
2. More coverage of puppies.
3. Hypothetical political debates between the characters of the Damn Few and The View.
4. Complex mathematical equations
5. More “L-shaped” ambushes on the Westboro Baptist Church via Twitter
6. Less public masturbation
7. More alcohol consumption
8. Less Douche of the Week articles – Just kidding, we are just as addicted as you!
9. More complex-carbohydrates
10. 50 Shades of Green
11. Give Tim Kennedy a wet willy and live to tell the tale
12. Get Ranger Up and Rhino Den more Twitter followers! ( @Ranger_Up and @TheRhinoDen)
13. Some sort of Rhino Den get together
14. More pie charts
15. More pie
16. More Ranger Panties
17. Interviews of Chael Sonnen/Jon Jones prior to their fight
Did we miss anything? Have anything you want to add? Leave a rather snarky comment and we just might throw a t-shirt your way, just make sure you leave a good email address.
Oh, and by the way…Happy New Year from The Rhino Den!
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JG
December 31, 2012 at 12:18 pm
How about a Tim Kennedy Ranger Panty Buns O’ Steel workout video?
Mark
January 1, 2013 at 12:35 am
NOOO! Don’t give them any ideas!
PJ
December 31, 2012 at 12:34 pm
If you all do decide to try to give Tim Kennedy a wet willie please film it, so we can enjoy the carnage of he does to you.
Keep up the good work guys.
RH
December 31, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Destroying more terrorists with nerf guns and awesomeness to the tune of pop culture parodies would be an excellent resolution to strive for!
Rob Allen
December 31, 2012 at 3:12 pm
How about a definitive, expertly analyzed list of people or things that should be banned along with “assault weapons”. Or tell us how Nick is sweating worrying about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s baby comes out looking like him. Nick. The truth must come out.
THANK YOU VETS!
JB
December 31, 2012 at 3:34 pm
LESS public masturbation!? Heresy!
Whitey
December 31, 2012 at 5:51 pm
How about aTim Kennedy vs Piers Morgan fight!
I’d pay serious money to see that.
Whitey
December 31, 2012 at 5:52 pm
How about aTim Kennedy vs Piers Morgan fight! The loser has to leave the country for good!
I’d pay serious money to see that.
AppalachianRanger
December 31, 2012 at 7:00 pm
More making fun of congress and others in Washington.
NBell31B
December 31, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Make the entire Us Congress the next douche of the week.. Or hell.. Douche of the decade
james keck
December 31, 2012 at 11:12 pm
You did not mention anything about installing a Fucktard Filter.
Casey
December 31, 2012 at 11:12 pm
More praying for an outbreak of dick cancer among Westboro Baptist Church.
jacob barone
December 31, 2012 at 11:14 pm
More offensive t-shirt ideas and more douche of the week.
jacob barone
December 31, 2012 at 11:15 pm
Some the things you shoukd add. More offensive t-shirt ideas. More douche of the week. And finally ALOT more damn few.
FnDan
December 31, 2012 at 11:16 pm
More articles on which animals are suitable for field expedient toilet paper
Jarhead
December 31, 2012 at 11:18 pm
More cowbell
NightlightDigital
December 31, 2012 at 11:19 pm
You’ve got hippie-baiting shirts. I’d love to see a new all-out hipster-baiting initiative.
Sapper82
December 31, 2012 at 11:20 pm
YES!!! My favorites are as such:
1. More posts about how to fight tigers.
2. More coverage of puppies.
3. Hypothetical political debates between the characters of the Damn Few and The View.
5. More “L-shaped” ambushes on the Westboro Baptist Church via Twitter
6. Less public masturbation
7. More alcohol consumption
8. Less Douche of the Week articles – Just kidding, we are just as addicted as you!
10. 50 Shades of Green
11. Give Tim Kennedy a wet willy and live to tell the tale
12. Get Ranger Up and Rhino Den more Twitter followers! ( @Ranger_Up and @TheRhinoDen)
13. Some sort of Rhino Den get together
14. More pie charts
15. More pie
16. More Ranger Panties
Jonathan Clawson
December 31, 2012 at 11:21 pm
More of everything!
Jonathan Clawson
December 31, 2012 at 11:22 pm
More of everything! More good friends good fights good times good food good girls and good bad girls too!
PC
December 31, 2012 at 11:23 pm
Posting less of “do not read if easily offended” and more of “grow the fuck up if your easily offended” possibly followed by a public shaming of the douches that made you think to write that in the first place…
EngineerChick
December 31, 2012 at 11:23 pm
More ACTUAL ambushes on the Westboro idiots!! They give my home state a big black eye, and I’m sick of it…
I’m all for the more articles on how to fight tigers, too. It’s a Kansas/Missouri thing… Goes back to the Civil War, so any excuse to fight a tiger (MU) and I’m IN!!! I have some good ideas, too… I wore castles on my collar, so I have a working knowledge of explosives… Just sayin’…
More episodes of The Danm Few is never a bad thing,,,
DesertRanger
December 31, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Medicate more “Occupy” protesters with pepper spray/dust.
Charlie
December 31, 2012 at 11:28 pm
More of Nick whooping multiple dudes asses with a light saber
Joe Pereira
December 31, 2012 at 11:29 pm
Beards all around!!! In fact, even have the woman of the company grow them out. It will add to the “wow factor”
Sean
December 31, 2012 at 11:30 pm
More “Girls of Ranger Up.”
And “Boys of Ranger Up” for the Navy/USMC audience.
Also, while posts about puppies are great, this IS the internet– where are the kittens? I dare say something along the lines of this should help just about everyone with any possible problem: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ee5ed10d77/boobies-and-kittens .
kathee
December 31, 2012 at 11:32 pm
#16 definitely, been waiting for a while to order some for my kids! they told me they’d wear them. Big, bad ass Marines in tiny ranger panties. I’ll even send you #15 to bribe you.
Jarhead
December 31, 2012 at 11:35 pm
More cowbell. And Tim Kennedy/Uncle Jimbo in a cage match with Yon/Michael Moore.
SpecOpsSniper
December 31, 2012 at 11:36 pm
Watch some videos of idiots proving that Darwin was right.. including but not limited too anyone in government trying to prove that AR means assault rifle, and not Armalight Rifle.
Sonja Granger
December 31, 2012 at 11:39 pm
This is great, but I think you messed up the ” more” and “less” parts of numbers 6 and 16
just a chicks point of view….
ko
December 31, 2012 at 11:56 pm
WTF is a Rino Den…some sort of tube steak convention?
>>5. More “L-shaped” ambushes on the Westboro Baptist Church via Twitter<< whatever that is to the tenth power and what the guy said abou the dick cancer…just add meat drape cancer to those bitches too.
KC
January 1, 2013 at 5:18 am
The Rhino Den is a place to discuss thoughts, ideas, and anything else that a red-blooded American Patriot might want to talk about. Without worrying about the whimsical ranting’s of a sissy minded douche bag such as yourself, who knows shit about anything, BUT is an expert on everything might have to say.
Don
January 1, 2013 at 12:01 am
We need a Rhino Den or Damn Few in Star Wars parody. I’m not sure who would play who, but I think Tim Kennedy would be perfect for Princess Leia. What? Surely I’m not the only person who thought he looks good in drag??? Haha!
Ryan P
January 1, 2013 at 12:35 am
More Public Masturbation while fighting tigers with a fever for more cowbell.
Ballzy
January 1, 2013 at 12:37 am
I’m down with everyting but 6 and 11
TailGate
January 1, 2013 at 12:43 am
More tomahawks! Everything can be killed with a damn tomahawk!
More Coastie! That fucker cracks me up.
Terry
January 1, 2013 at 1:19 am
More someone you should know and less need for “God Speed”
Logan
January 1, 2013 at 3:20 am
More bang. In every possible sense of the word.
David Studebaker
January 1, 2013 at 4:58 am
Let the Damn few name the douche of the year, with a crude/rude trophy.
KC
January 1, 2013 at 5:42 am
Keep up the awesomeness that is RU, I love it. To hell with what the naysayers have to say and Rock-on with your bad selves.
1. More of the Dam Few.
2. More articles from the twisted mind of Kelly Crigger, (Hell of a Boss).
3. More douche of the week, and there’s plenty of fodder in DC.
4. More T-Shirt ideas that stick it to un-American shit bags/ current Administration
5. More
6. More
7. More
Unchain the beast!!!
Cry HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war.. Rough Rough bitches..
Bryan Sullivan
January 1, 2013 at 9:54 am
I’ll leave the new creative stuff to you all. Just want to say its all great and keep it up.
Alright to be honest I just want a free T-shirt……
” Ne Desit Virtus “
Robin Eriksen
January 1, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Ways to make MRE’s edible using only ingredients commonly available in the field.
Guler
January 11, 2013 at 4:25 pm
Hot sauce… lots and lots of hot sauce
Matt
January 2, 2013 at 12:09 am
Get Nick invited to more weddings and hire a camera crew.
Kev Mitchell
January 2, 2013 at 1:02 am
A T-shirt that says “You’re just a pair of skinny jeans away from being a hipster”
More “Damn Few” … have Disney take over production, no dialogue editing allowed. Immigrant Song as theme music.
Less public masturbating and more public hipsterbaiting.
Johnny Hooligan
January 2, 2013 at 9:56 am
Tim and/or Nick on Piers Morgan,Conan or Colbert.
James
January 2, 2013 at 10:39 am
Needs for 2013
1. More range time
2. More Guns – Lots!
3. More ammo – Helluva lot
4. More time with God
SGT Gehres
January 2, 2013 at 1:18 pm
Win more fights while being sponsored by you badass cats!
Kent Christen
January 2, 2013 at 2:47 pm
How about: Here’s what Congress would look like if RU ran it.
Kent Christen
January 2, 2013 at 2:49 pm
How about: Here’s what Congress would look like if RU ran it. Aside from printing true but snarky t-shirts, you could give us all an idea how you’d tackle the largest problems Congress is facing, along with your idea of how you’d deal with a President who may or may not approve of your methods.
Additionally, a “The RU Nation Does Not Approve of Congress’ Methods” T-shirt would be kind of cool.
Eric weber
January 5, 2013 at 3:15 pm
I think we should all work on curing timothy poe’s s-s-stuttering problem. Its the l-l-l-least we can do for such an h-h-honorable man…
Chris A
January 5, 2013 at 11:26 pm
#3 needs to be accomplished ASAP!
ex-Army doc
January 6, 2013 at 10:08 pm
1. Video of the Damn Few providing color commentary during This Ain’t Hell’s annual Stolen Valor tournament. Coverage of the Elite 8 and Final Four would be awesome.
2. More Douche of the Week and Month. Consider a playoff for Douche of the Year so we can vote on it. The group that votes in TAH’s Stolen Valor tourney would enjoy voting in a DOTY contest.
3. Nick, Tom, and Tim Kennedy shoot a workout video for Members of Congress.
4. The Damn Few explain to the slower members of the nation’s population why it’s scary when the government (1) raises taxes, (2) wants to take everyone’s firearms, and (3) and continues to make decisions based upon “hope” instead of facts.
Most of all, RU should keep up the great work!
Jake S
January 12, 2013 at 1:36 am
How about carpe the fuck out of every diem?