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Ranger Up’s ENLISTED Drinking Game
By RU Rob
FOX debuts a new sitcom tonight called Enlisted. Before you read any further I am going to say that from a military stand-point, the premiere will drive you bat-shit crazy. But, and it is a big but, the producers of Enlisted recognized that they screwed-the-pooch and are offering you a chance to tell them just how bad they sucked at the pilot (trust me it gets better as the season progresses).
All you have to do is write down all of the inaccuracies of the pilot and send them to FOX . They, in turn, will send you a challenge coin from the show. Pretty freaking cool.
But that is too damn easy for the folks of the Ranger Up Nation so we are going to take it a step further.
THE RANGER UP – ENLISTED DRINKING GAME
Here is how the game works:
1. Get your friends together and buy alcohol*
2. Make sure each of your friends have a big glass of said alcohol.
3. Tune into FOX tonight at 2130 EST (that’s 9:30pm for all of you Air Force types).
4. Every time you see a military inaccuracy (uniform, regulation, tradition) call it out. Be the first do so and your friends have to drink.
6. By the end of the show (30 minutes) you will be completely hammered and ready to conquer the world.
*NOTE: Ranger Up does not recommend using spirits for this episode due to the frequency of which you will be drinking. Ranger Up also does not recommend conquering the world unless there are marsupials and unicorns involved in which case it is absolutely permissible.
If you are not on Twitter you need to be. @TheRhinoDen and @Ranger_Up will be providing a play-by-play color commentary of the show. We also recommend that you follow the cast of Enlisted on Twitter, you know, just in case they decide to play along with the Ranger Up Nation and decide to post half-naked selfies. Wait, I just had a flash of Chubowski in a naked selfie….not good.
We want to see you playing the game. Take a picture and tag us, as well as #Enlisted, and we will retweet it.
Here they are:
Kevin Biegel Show Creator @KevinBiegel
Mike Royce Producer @MikeRoyce
Geoff Stults Actor @GeoffStults
Angelique Cabral Hottie @AngeliqueCabral
Parker Young Actor @Parker_young
Chris Lowell Actor @mrChrisLowell
Keith David Actor @imKeithDavid