Ranger Up Presents: The Damn Few, Episode 1

Updated: September 7, 2012




  1. Steve L

    September 12, 2012 at 8:07 am

    Busting a gut laughing! This is some funny sh%#!!

    Thanks for starting my day off right!

    Air Force Raven

  2. David

    September 12, 2012 at 11:07 am

    That’s ALMOST funny….you make the SEAL sound like a pussy because he doesn’t swear? And yet we’re suppose to think the Army and Marines are tough because they don’t have a vocabulary beyond a 6th grader.
    I’d take the SEAL against any 10 Marines or Rangers ANY day….now THATS FUNNY!!! LOL

    • RU Rob

      September 12, 2012 at 11:37 am

      David, is that a “Buffalo Meat Snowman” in your picture? Sounds like you may be a little biased.

    • Evan

      September 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm

      This is RANGER UP not Pelican Fuckers anonymous, maybe you clicked on the wrong link. Perhaps you were looking for Bloomingdale’s or Old Navy instead.

      • 0311

        September 12, 2012 at 3:46 pm

        your right.. I must be on the wrong link, friend said it was funny…. What a waste of time.. but then again.. what would expect from the Army..

        No need to reply.. I will not waste my time on this so called site again..


        • RU Rob

          September 12, 2012 at 7:53 pm

          It’s going to be alright 0311, I promise. And just so you know, we are represented by all branches here (0311’s included).

          So get over yourself, you really aren’t as awesome as you think you are.

  3. Rob

    September 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    As a SOCOM IDMT, I’ve ALWAYS loved all the hate the Air Force gets… makes me all warm and fuzzy…

  4. Anthony

    September 12, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    I can tell which branches don’t work at Ranger Up, lol.

    Scouts Out!

  5. Luckydollar

    September 12, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Very creative, I love Inter-Service rivalry. 32 yrs. in Navy and I’ve heard it all. But still laughed my a$$ off over your cartoon. Sure got the AF right. Marine’s about the right vocabulary, Army Rhino sounds about right too. Navy SEAL is a bit weak for all the tough missions they’ve been successful with lately.
    Keep up the good work…

  6. C.S.Chapman

    September 12, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Dudes, I just about pissed my pants when I saw this. Only from the sickest of minds could this be done.Any more of these cartoons comming out soon???? How about merchindising???? Just my .02

    • RU Rob

      September 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

      C.S. Chapman….this is only the tip of the iceberg. More to follow!


    September 12, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    As usual the “seal” can’t ……SHUT THE FUCK UP….Gunny dog & chair force bird boy are on time also….LUVIT GRUNTSHIT….KEEP ‘EM COMIN’ 2/503 ABN INF ,173rd BCT THE ROCK !!!!!

  8. Howie Honky

    September 12, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    It IS funny as hell and i laughed like a maniac a couple of times. Of course, the SEAL only needed to mention Obama, uh, I mean, Osama bin fucking Laden to ‘seal the deal’.

  9. bmbsqd

    September 25, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Good job guys. Can’t please everyone all the time. That crack about AF PT on the golf course…that was classic! Of course after the long list of Marine Corps accomplishments by the Devil Dog I was expecting the Sarge to say, “you forgot Wake Island!”. 🙂

    Loved the Spec Ops rap shorty also (Girl Look at These Metals)…that big-ass EOD badge had me laughing my big-ass EOD badge off! Keep up the good work Rangers, but do make one for the Marines and SEALS, they also deserve the kudos.

  10. Bert

    July 13, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Damn straight

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