Meet Tony Sills

Tony Sills is a staunch Republican whether he knows it or not. He wishes Bush could have been President longer, hates Democrats and how they’re convinced of their own superiority, and the White House. He also hates racism of all kinds and doesn’t believe in slapping a kid’s hand when he steals a car.

Here’s the other reasons we like him:

You would think anyone named Maverick would be an egotistical hothead that says, “because I was inverted” a lot. Tony’s nickname is Maverick and not only does he hate Tom Cruise, but he doesn’t have mommy issues, either.

When he’s not teaching them how to fight, Tony’s hobbies are hunting and fishing with his kids. This week they’re hunting wabbits. Soon it will be politicians.

There’s a fine line between Blue Falcon and Platoon Clown. Tony once sabotaged a guy by putting women’s underthings and perfume in his locker before an inspection. We have to opt with Platoon Clown on that one.

Recently he was accepted as a Drill Sergeant candidate and vowed to crush any Platoon Clowns he comes across. So much for having a sense of humor.

Tony is in school for criminal justice and desires to be one of those cool CSI guys…as long as he can use his Magic 8 Ball as evidence.

Tony’s competed three tours of Iraq, but considers living in the Fort Hood area more dangerous than any place overseas.

Ranger Up is proud to sponsor Tony Sills in his quest to be the next MMA champion of Texas…and Antarctica. Ranger Up Sarge!

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