Comments on: Lion Tamer by RU Nick

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A impressive place of duty, was finicky recitation it, cheers……

By: Elias D

Elias D — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:09:39 +0000

Nick,
You made the slight deviation of “Lion” to “Tiger” and made that ranger school video, didn’t you?!?!?!

Seriously, military friends have the unique trait of no time passing between you. Civilian friends, they get old, get married, you don’t see them for a few years and things seem to change. Military friends, all those same things change, but two jackass’d stories about “back in the day when we were (insert third world shithole or training event here)” everything feels the same again.

By: EOC Bill Epps

EOC Bill Epps — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:55:25 +0000

But, the main question is…is she hot?

By: The Rhino

The Rhino — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:58:15 +0000

Got it on the Den. Check it out in the “Video” section by clicking on the link on the top right of the page.

By: Sgt. A

Sgt. A — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:28:27 +0000

you should check out youtube.com (ranger school promo). Has a line about kicking a retarted lion or tigers ass.

By: Sgt.Joey

Sgt.Joey — Wed, 13 May 2009 16:55:13 +0000

Hank is right on several accounts.Those rabbit feet would definitely have high market value.I would buy one.Also the lion’s tongue is useful in scraping flesh from bones as an added benefit.In fact,multiply everything that a 10 pound house cat is by 40 times(400 pounds),then you have a lion or tiger. The supreme land predators.Also I would NOT like to have a tongue like that while trying to please a woman in a certain sexual act!I would definitely have to file the barbs away……Hmmm the length might be okay?

By: hank

hank — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:04:39 +0000

Dear Nick the Lion Tamer,

Yeah, I see a common thought running through the military types here, how urine soaked was everyone after the event? You make my back flips off picnic tables seem tame competition for Darwin awards. I was tracking with, “…fed her to the lion” til you said you were “Just kidding” any regrets? I guess you discovered first hand that a lion’s tongue is barbed and particularly useful for licking the skin off a body. I think you should market Nick’s Rabbit Feet, I want one to hang around my neck.

Semper Fi, Hank

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:45:38 +0000

I saw the title “The Lion Tamer” and it immediately reminded me of a very obscene story about a plebe, a turnback, a tattoo of a lion in said plebe’s nether regions, and a cadet room that belonged to neither of them.

Just thought I’d share.

By: SSG Smith

SSG Smith — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:12:32 +0000

You’re a freakin riot. I would have crapped my pants.

And yes. Military friends are the best… ever.

By: Sgt.Joey

Sgt.Joey — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:47:11 +0000

Nick you are my hero! He probably came at you because you were the biggest(masculine) threat to him.Just think he may have been protecting his pride(harem) of females lying just out of sight.Would there have been enough food to go around? Wax the competition. Anyway,Simba(Panthera leo) can weigh up to 600 pounds.His canine teeth can top 3 inches in length.Those forearms of his would make Arnold Swarzennegger’s look anemic!He can hit 45 miles an hour in 2 seconds from a dead start.(Imagine if you could enter him in a Olympic 100 meter run!)And he can cover that distance in 3 seconds flat!And as for maneating ,check out the Lions Of Tsavo,the two brother male lions had well over 130 confirmed kills at the late 1890′s.The both weighed well over 500 pounds and were 4 feet at the shoulder! Human flesh must have steriod-like implications.Anyway, you forgot to mention if anyone deposited any human waste in their underwear.I sure would have .Maybe I should change my name to Sgt.Jungle Joey!