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Free Stuff From “Enlisted”!!

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Updated: February 28, 2014

 

By Josh Barnett

Do you like free stuff? Do you like watching hilarious and entertaining shows? If not, go ahead a click that red x mark in the top right corner of your browser and re-evaluate your life.

For the rest of you, tonight is your chance to win a custom duffel bag from the folks at Enlisted. All you have to do is tune in to Enlisted on Fox at 9pm eastern, 8pm central and answer a question that we will ask here on our Facebook page after the episode airs. You’ll have three and a half hours to e-mail the response to [email protected]

That gives you plenty of time to watch the episode on your DVR because you were too busy out doing yoga… uh, we mean manly stuff, like drinking beer and shooting automatic-fucking-grenade launchers. For those of you reppin’ the West Coast out there, you’ll only have thirty minutes after it airs at 10pm to submit your answer.

Look, you get all of that “medical” and legal marijuana out there, so it’s only fair if the rest of us get a leg up on this.

There will be five other prizes to win, but let’s be honest here, we all know you want to piss off your First Sergeant by showing up to your next deployment with your custom Enlisted duffel bag. This is the same as the duffel bags given to the actors on the show, so it’s pretty damned special. In fact, out of the six prizes, this is the best one.

I mean, that’s what I was told to write. The other five could totally be kick ass gear, like a new American flag snuggie. Your own little slice of freedom to wrap yourself up in while keeping your hands free. But probably not, and you can’t take your snuggie on deployment. Top told me so.

Tell your mom you can’t make it to dinner, clear your DVR of those old “The L Word” episodes to make room for Enlisted, and remember to watch the episode, read our question, and email the response to [email protected] You’ll thank us when all the other soldiers ask you where you got your kick ass duffel bag, and you silently whisper, “your mom.”

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  1. Jerome W. Wymore

    February 28, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    I still kind of miss the army, and then I remember getting called hero and high speed. I remember feet that were turned into hamburger from ruck marches and rolled ankles gotten the same way. Yup, still miss it. It’s also an awesome idea to make a comedy out of being in, since some of the funniest things ever said to me were said by fellow soldiers and my team leader in particular while we were outside the wire.

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