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Updated: August 4, 2013
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By RU Rob

We at Ranger Up receive emails and Facebook messages on a daily basis from our fans.  Usually we keep our responses between the fan and ourselves, but sometimes an event happens that just oozes awesomeness.  The following is an actual message received yesterday from a Ranger Up fan in one of our favorite cities, Boston.

Thank you Ranger Up! I was in a bar tonight in Boston with a military friend of mine who is not from the area. We split up to find some single women and I found a girl who I thought was single. She was not. Her boyfriend slapped me from behind. I ducked, jumped back and dropped my beer. I immediately yelled “who the fuck hit me?” His boy got in my face. I shoved him. The kid that hit me jumped over and said “I did bitch” and hit me again. This kid slapped me twice. I’m like 215 lbs. Hes like 140 lbs. So grabbed him and threw him over a table. Next thing I know I have two big ass bouncers in my face saying I have to go. Now my credit card and buddy are still inside. So I go over to one of the bouncers outside and tell him my story. He says I will just have to wait, my friend will come out in 2 hours when the place closes. The other bouncer notices I’m wearing a Ranger Up shirt and says “hey, he’s got on Ranger Up, they gave us all those shirts. I’m going to help him.” Long story short, the bouncer helped me find my buddy and retrieve my credit card all in thanks to my Ranger Up shirt. Thank you guys. You are always welcome here in Boston.

 

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  1. Mike C

    August 5, 2013 at 9:46 am

    Recently one of my friends was in France as part of his job. He was having dinner with some friends when a snoby Parisian walked up to him and told him that his RU shirt was offensive. Said Parisian received a double barrel blast of Ranger the Fuck Up. He was told in no uncertain terms that his “offendedness” was based soley on him being too much of a pansy assed biatch to join his nations military. According to reports from my buddy, this received much approving laughter from all in attendance. The poor froggy bugger tucked his tail and ran away (He couldn’t help it, its in their DNA).

    Disclaimer: Yes, I know that the French military are our allies. You will notice that I did not bash on them. I hold “offended” civilians in the same contempt whether they are from California, Ohio, Brazil, or France.

    Semper Fi!
    Mike

    • JoeC

      August 5, 2013 at 10:01 am

      France has a military?

      • Dermot Cosgrove

        August 5, 2013 at 10:34 am

        Yeah Joe C they do…and they’ve been kicking ass alongside US and other troops in Afghanistan since the start.
        I operated alongside Rangers and Marines in Somalia and the first Gulf War.

        Maybe you should try reading Chris Hernandez’s blog
        http://www.breachbangclear.com/site/10-blog/426-contributor-chris-hernandez-on-working-with-the-french-army.html

        • JoeC

          August 5, 2013 at 1:09 pm

          Maybe you should try to recognize a long running and consistent joke when it clubs you in the chest.

          • Mike C

            August 5, 2013 at 1:18 pm

            JoeC, no worries bro. I saw what you were doing. I got a chuckle out of it.

            btw, I do have some rifles for sale. Never fired, dropped once. 😛

            Semper Fi!
            Mike

  2. ET1(SS) Princess

    August 5, 2013 at 6:42 pm

    Bahahahahaha!

    @ JoeC and Mike C, I just laughed out loud at your posts!

    Gives me some ideas for French-Meme War Friday!

    “Any time, any where, always ready, always there.”

  3. Blackfive

    August 8, 2013 at 9:10 am

    I knew a few good French paras. However, you can’t really say you’ve bashed on the French until you get a GLOR for insulting a French General during your division’s 75th Anniversary…

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