Douche of the Week: Rep. Neugebauer
By RU Rob
Before I start into a tirade, there are some things you need to know.
1. In my opinion, closing open-air monuments or any National Park that does not have a doorway is asinine. Most of these monuments are not manned and even if they were the majority of the Park Rangers are considered exempt from furlough and have to be at work anyway.
2. If any member of Congress is seen outside of his/her office or the chamber floor they should be considered AWOL and docked pay accordingly. We are in a National crisis and they should be locked-in like they lost a pair of night vision goggles.
3. You can make up your own #3. I want to get started….
Never in my life have I witnessed such fucktardedness by a bunch of pompous children. The events of the last week have proven that our so called “National Leadership” needs a complete and total overhaul. One party blames the other…blah…blah…blah. Add to it the political grandstanding by these sucktastic douchenuggets and you have an epic Spanish Novela full of wrinkly old bags as they try their best one-upmanship against each other.
Case in point, Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX) decided that he was going to go to the WWII Memorial on the Mall in DC. What the fuck he was doing there instead of in his office or on the chamber floor working to solve our current budget crisis I have not a clue. But he was there and acted like a complete ass-hat.
As you will see in the video below, Neugebauer had the audacity to verbally assault a female Park Ranger from the National Park Service. Big, bad-ass bully Neugebauer goes after the lowest woman on the totem pole, the on-site Park Ranger. I recall the Army’s unwritten 4th General Order, “I will guard my post from flank to flank and take no shit from any rank.” That Park Ranger is doing her job, period. I would like to personally congratulate her for maintaining her composure because I would have told him to quit his fucking bitching and take his sorry ass back to work to resolve this mess.
This is a douchegasm on the highest order. I wish I could say more, but his grandstanding speaks for itself.