Douche of the Week – PFC Naser Abdo

Updated: August 12, 2012

By RU Rob


“The young serviceman convicted of plotting a massacre of his fellow soldiers near Fort Hood in Texas received dual consecutive life sentences today.

Naser Jason Abdo, 22, sat in a Texas court today in a bizarre mask made of white cloth around his mouth and a black mesh covering over his hair and face, a Department of Justice official told ABC News. The life sentences were handed down for attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction and for possession of a weapon in furtherance of a federal crime. Abdo got another 60 years for the attempted murder of “officers or employees of the United States,” among other charges.

Abdo, a private first class, was convicted of planning to attack a restaurant full of soldiers near Fort Hood. He had gone AWOL from Fort Campbell in Kentucky after his approved status as a conscientious objector was put on hold while he was investigated for allegedly possessing child pornography.”


Original Post:

Here we go again…another “conscientious objector (CO)” in the news this week. PFC Naser Abdo was arrested in outside Ft. Hood, TX after a tip from a local gun-store employee to authorities regarding a suspicious purchase of smokeless gun-powder and ammunition. Killeen, TX Police followed up on the tip and found Abdo in possession of bomb-making materials and weapons in his hotel room. Abdo had been AWOL from Ft. Campbell since July 4th and was originally arrested and held on his AWOL warrant, however on Friday, Prosecutors initiated Federal proceedings by charging him with possession of a destructive device.

Now that all of that crap is out of the way…let me tell you about some other interesting facts about PFC Naser Abdo. Lets start with his age…currently he is 21…meaning that the Global War on Terrorism has been going-on since before his left nut dropped and his first pube exposed itself. Abdo claims that his mother was Christian and his father Muslim and that he chose the Muslim route when he turned 17. Even the recruiters now days will tell you that when you join the infantry, you are going to kill shit….period…end of fucking story. Currently, and I say that with trepidation, we seem to be killing one species of enemy…the extremist Muslim variety. Why in the good googly-moogly would you even join the military and specifically the door-kicking Infantry if you knew there would be a chance that you were going to have to look down the barrel of a weapon and not be able to pull a slow, steady, squeeze with the meaty portion of your fore-finger-tip because of your religious beliefs.

Moving along…Naser Abdo made some fruity foo foo comments on the one year anniversary of the 2009 Ft. Hood shootings by MAJ Nadal Halik, stating “As I studied Islam and Islam’s commitment to peace, I developed an entirely new perspective on war and conscience… That’s when I realized my conscience would not allow me to deploy.”
How convenient to say such remarkably peaceful things while his CO package was still in the approval process…at the same time that he was garnering support from the peaceniks at “Courage to Resist”, a national organization founded by a Muslim to help COs.

I find it quite hilarious that Abdo claims “Early in basic training… one soldier repeatedly insulted me and Islam saying, ‘Go pray to your god that doesn’t exist or your pedophile prophet.” Yet, his CO status and separation from the Army were halted, after it had been first disapproved at the local level but then appealed and approved at the Pentagon, because child pornography was found on his government issued laptop. Hmmm…isn’t it ironic…don’t you think? A little too ironic…and I really do think…(yes, you can sing along with Alanis as you read this) this guy is a prime time, grade “A” douchebag of extremist proportions.

In interviews with police, Abdo stated that he wanted to kill innocent people at a local restaurant with a bomb made with the smokeless gun-powder and the instruction manual of “how to build a bomb in your Mom’s kitchen”. I guess he either had a change of heart on the whole Muslim = Peace concept or the entire act was complete bullshit! I am not convicting him here of any particular offense…but I stand by fact that if it looks like a schmuck, sounds like a schmuck, acts like a schmuck, smells like a schmuck, then chances are, there is a schmuckus among us!. Never-mind the fact that at his first appearance with the Federal Magistrate he had to be pulled to his feet when the Judge entered the courtroom (I have always liked the US Marshals) then yelled out “MAJ Nadal Halik 2009!” as he was being escorted from the courtroom.

PFC Naser Abdo, you are a scum sucking troglodyte and a thief of oxygen for the good soldiers of this country. I can only imagine how much fun you are going to have in Federal Bureau of Prisons when they find out about the child pornography and terroristic acts. 72 virgins…I think not! You are banished to Douchebagistan, and even there it may be too light of a sentence.




  1. Ragnar Hartmann

    August 9, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Pedohile prophet… Child pornography… It sounds like he indeed went and prayed.

    But let’s not insult him too badly. He’s going a heaven, a place where he’ll be passed around by at least 72 guys who’ve never been with a woman. PFC Abodo gets his greatest wish.

  2. SSG HOOAH!!

    August 9, 2011 at 10:17 am

    They should put him with a front line unit for the remainder of this conflict! Just make sure you pull his back plate out…. Incase he starts feelin froggy.

  3. Shawn

    August 10, 2011 at 6:04 am

    As a Ranger and one who’s family has protected this country since the civil war I hate CO If you cant or wont fight be a medic at least you can save lives. And what type of BS is this guy shoveling a CO that wants to Kill people Hes blown smoke up someones fourth point of contact

    • Boris Carloft

      August 12, 2012 at 3:10 pm

      <Medic. I like killing terrorizers. I breaks up the boredom. But I was just with the airborne infantry. I don't know how you boys over @ batt do it.

    • TRISH

      August 13, 2012 at 9:45 am


  4. Dennis Stroh

    August 10, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    What a fucking douche bag!! Here is an idea…send his fucking ass to asscrackastan, drop him off in the middle of nowhere and let him join forces with the taliban fags so we can kill him too!! NSDQ!!


      August 12, 2012 at 12:54 am

      RIGHT ON

  5. James

    August 12, 2011 at 12:42 am

    Hell, I could never understand dudes that joined the Army and were surprised that being a grunt meant killing shit.

    How could you miss that concept? After all, this douchebag was not forced to do any military service the idiot volunteered!

    Many moons ago when I joined a bunch of us new recruits sat around talking BS and so many of the dudes said they joined for this trade or specialty and when I said, “but you are soldiers now, soldiers fight that’s their job” all I got was blank looks.

  6. Pete Dittoe

    August 14, 2011 at 12:48 am

    why cant he tell the truth? I want to kill people, but not just anyone, they might fight back, so i want to kill innocents. I hope he can be cell mates with his dearest buddy ol pal, and they can take turns deciding who is dropping soap in the showers in Bell County

  7. Falshrmjgr

    August 16, 2011 at 10:07 am

    WTF does an 11Something E-3 need with a “government issued laptop”?

    Oh wait, lemme guess.

    No platoon would take his monkey ass so he got put in the training room. So he got to work on his typing skills and avoid actual work. Since he was completely untrustworthy, no actual value was ever generated by the lil pedophile, so he just skated for months at a time while all the Joes had to be reminded regularly with orders not to hang his ass out of a barracks window.

    All the while his little cowardly punk-ass was getting angrier and angrier because everyone hated him. This has nothing to do with Islam or anything else.

    He is just another would-be Columbine shooter angry at everyone else for his failures.

    Carry on.

  8. Dog Soldier

    December 13, 2011 at 9:06 am

    Kiddy porn huh and a hadjiloving fag? Hmmm glad we let this waste of sperm in the Army in the 1st place. Glad we have guys over here in Asskrackastan dying for this jagoff’s relatives who dont even want the help cause they are too retarded to figure it out which explains why the failed abortion is still wasting the free worlds oxygen. He may not get his 72 virgins but I guarantee there will be 72 Virgils or Bubbas waiting for his virgin ass in the lockup.

  9. Josh Rage

    December 14, 2011 at 2:50 am

    I am so tired of this CO bullshit. We have been at war longer than my children have been alive! How can you join the military and think that you won’t be called upon to deploy to a war zone?!? It absolutely staggers the imagination! I MIGHT agree with your beliefs if we had gone to war AFTER you joined. These assholes that think that they will “get some free money for college” are simply delusional. You KNOWINGLY took an oath to defend this country against all enemies. That means, whoever threatens freedom and democracy around the world! This job is not easy. This job calls for hard choices to be made by men and women across our country. Choices that you KNEW you would have to make before you joined. I say, shoot these fuckers and eradicate a plague in our nation. It’s ok to be anti-war, but the SECOND you become anti-military is the exact second you should end your life!!

  10. SRR

    August 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    I’m a Muslim in the Army. Please don’t associate me with this guy.

    And no, I didn’t suddenly decide to “turn Muslim” at the age of 17. This guy doesn’t have an ounce of clue as to what Islam stands for.

    Here are a few verses he might’ve missed.

    “There are some people who say: We believe in Allah and the last day. In fact they are not believers at all. They want to deceive Allah and those who believe. But in fact they deceive only themselves and they do not recognize (it).” (2:8-9)

    “Those who break the covenant of Allah after ratifying it, and sever that which Allah ordered to be joined, and who make mischief in the earth: Those are they who are the losers” [2:27]

    This guy should brush up on his Islam and maybe read the Qur’an a little better next time…

    • 1371USMC

      August 13, 2012 at 3:11 pm


      I’m sure the only sorts of quotes that he ever bothered to look up in the Qur’an were something along the lines of [47:4] “When you meet in battle those who disbelieve, smite their necks until you have overcome them, and then make them your slaves.”

      • SRR

        August 14, 2012 at 12:23 am

        Even those out of context. Those verses were revealed after the Treaty of Hudaybiyyah was treacherously broken by the Meccan polytheists.

        Also that verse is not the whole verse. It’s broken into three parts with optional pauses during recitation in between. The second part is “and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens.” So, basically, it says “free them as a favor, or as a ransom”. There is no third choice.

        “And do not make [your oath by] Allah an excuse against being righteous and fearing Allah and making peace among people. And Allah is Hearing and Knowing.” 2:224

  11. Inus Freud

    August 12, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    working in the military mental-health field for over 15 years now, i have been in when we were at peace and at war. i have had several “CO’s” come to MH because they “heard” we had the magic-bullet that could get them out. They would typically come in as soon as they found out that they were going to deploy. they came to the wrong office! as soon as i informed them that some of the most decorated soldiers in [email protected] were CO’s and that they were still headed to Iraq or Afgh where they could perform some mundane task, like FOB maintanence (OK, riding in a SST) and free up some “real” soldier to join the mission, they said “but i heard i wouldn’t even have to go…” — lol — they went. in cuffs if necessary..

  12. Diego Lopez

    August 12, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Screw that. I don’t know how it really is but that CO bullshit should be an automatic dishonorable discharge. I mean wtf, you joined a combat unit. It is expected of you to kill enemies when the time calls!

  13. Religionisawaste

    August 12, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Fuck him. He deserves a firing line.

    I wish Richard Dawkins could somehow perform his own “miracle” and impart his thoughts and beliefs to everyone. The world would be a better place without religion. I wish people would look to cosmology, physics and Darwanism for their answers (or any science, really). Instead the “God of the Gaps” strikes again – this time in the form of Allah, the usual violent culprit.

  14. Rants

    August 13, 2012 at 1:47 am

    This guy has no excuse, I come from a similar background. Im 22 my mother is a American born Christian, and my father is Arab and Muslim. I also chose the path of Islam. I also endured the hazing in Basic Training (Luckily I got a pair of balls and don’t whine about it.) The point being, I knew I joined the Army in a time where the war is focused on people of the same race and religion as I am. Heres the kicker, THEY ARE EXTREMISTS. I have no problem putting a bullet in a extremist of any sort or religion. When my unit got deployed, I suited the fuck up and took my ass down range. Didn’t bitch or try to get out of it, I knew what I was getting into. This country has given my father a home, and chances he would never have if he still lived in the middle east. No country can compare to the freedom that America gives to its citizens. I can’t think of a better way of showing my appreciation and loyalty better than serving this great country. So please don’t judge soldiers of similar background to this fucktard. Personally he should of gotten the death sentence for the traitor that he is.

  15. Bluesheepdog_WA

    August 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    Abdo is a coward, a pathetic coward. he is not a soldier, he is not a warrior (holy or otherwise) he is not a man of peace, he is a coward.

    You want to be a warrior, you face other warriors in combat and take your chances like the rest of us. You want to be a soldier, you follow orders and do your damn job, because the rest of the guys/gals in your unit are depending on you. If you claim to be a man of peace, then you live in peace with your fellow man, you don’t idolize a murdering scumbag and aspire to be like him.

    You want to kill me or my family? Pick up a weapon and give it your best shot. I can respect you for that, you have the balls to stand toe to toe with your enemy and try and take him out. That is the way of the warrior. Even God praises warriors as men of worth and virtue.

    You don’t make IEDs and use them against innocent, unarmed civilians who can’t fight back. That is the work of a spineless coward who knows if he were to go to a place where the sheepdogs are, the true warriors would kill him in a heartbeat. Abdo and Halik are nothing remotely like a true warrior, and they deserve nothing but contempt for their despicable actions.

  16. CafeaulaitMPLT

    August 16, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    Question: May we use him to hold the targets on the range?

    I’d like to re-live my time in the MP Corps by practicing all of the legal (and illegal) strikes of my nightstick on this reject of the homo sapien clan. Can anyone arrange that?

    When I served and my unit was tapped to deploy, I packed all my belongings, stored the rest, hopped on the plane and went with my comrades in arms to do my duty. I have no tolerance for those who decide to become CO’s just to avoid deployment. I’m telling you these weasels give me a case of the red arse!! If you find war so damned objectionable, then DO NOT, I SAY AGAIN, DO NOT JOIN THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!!! Take your carcass over to Wal-Mart and be a freaking greeter.

    However, there are those persons that join the military as COs but still want to serve their country. For those COs, they are assigned to non-combat positions and they do their jobs without annoying others or wanting to hurt innocent people.

  17. Proudlyserved

    August 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    FPOS……………enough said

  18. warrior6

    August 27, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    i wonder what Private Danny Chen has to say about this since he is dead and no justice for failure of his chain of command ( white officer/NCOs ) why don’t you write a story of his treatment at the hands of white officer and NCOs. lets get both sides of failure – not just a Islamic douchbag. HOOAH to that!!

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