Douche of the Week, David Belniak

By RU Rob

On Christmas Day 2007, David Belniak was involved in a horrific traffic accident in Florida.   David, who was estimated to be traveling at 75-85 mph in a 45 mph zone, slammed his truck into the back of a car which was stopped at a red light. Authorities say that Belniak was driving while intoxicated on alcohol, Xanax and cocaine.  Three people died as a result.

Last August, Belniak pleaded guilty to three counts of DUI manslaughter and was sentenced to 12 years in prison.  During the entire court proceedings Belniak never said a word, not even when the victims’ children asked for an apology.

But he is speaking out now.

Through court documents filed with the state, Belniak is now saying that he is not responsible for the crash and that he should be compensated for his suffering.

Yes, you read that right; Douchetastic Belniak is suing the estate of the victims for his “pain and suffering … mental anguish … loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life” and the medical bills he received as a result of the crash HE caused!  Hey dipshit, what about the “pain and suffering” you caused the families of the victims? Is it not good enough that you killed them because of your stupidity, but now you have to throw in another jab at the surviving families?

The case itself was filed by Belniak’s attorney who also just happens to be his sister. Hmmm, I am starting to wonder … is Douchebaggery hereditary? If so, can we call it Douchebagatosis? It appears to me this family may be infected with it. And since we are already speaking about the family, why don’t I go ahead and throw in the fact that Belniak was listed as an officer in the family construction company, one that has 12 properties in its name.  There is no shortage of money but the brains seem to be lacking in this family.

This isn’t the first time this fuck-nugget has been charged with DUI either. One time in 2003, a Florida police officer found a gallon of the date rape drug GHB in the trunk of Belniak’s car after his arrest for DUI.  Yes, I did say a gallon! For this crime of passion, (well maybe not passion) Belniak pled guilty and spent seventeen months in state prison for trafficking GHB and DUI.

In 1994 Belniak was involved in another “accident” when a pedestrian was killed after being hit by our favorite fucktabulous friend.   Somehow, Belniak was not charged for this event.

It is a good thing you will be driven to the court room by means of a jail transport van; otherwise we would probably be down another innocent family to your antics.  I have seen more responsible decision making in the gaggle of geese currently shitting on my car.

David Belniak, I can no longer speak on the retardedness of you or your family.  I hereby sentence you to Douchebagistan and coronate you Minister of Transportation and Population Control.  It is because of you that we will keep the population of D-Stan in check; all we have to do is give you a company car.

13 Comments

1. 

   Jeff S.

   January 30, 2012 at 8:55 am

   My cousin was killed by a repeat drunk driver. I vote life sentence first time, no parole. Repeat, capital.

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   Antonio Aguilar

   January 30, 2012 at 12:16 pm

   I saw this one on Faces of Lawsuit Abuse. Yeah, this guy’s a douche.

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   Christopher J

   January 31, 2012 at 9:03 am

   As I am a retired cop of 20 years, I prefer the judge Dredd approach to DUI’s……..roadside executions if you cause a fatal accident…….I bet DUI’s drop……..and we cull the herd a little too.

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   Chicago Steve

   January 31, 2012 at 10:39 am

   Can we give this guy a lifetime achievement award in douchebagery?

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5. 

   Jason K.

   January 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

   This blows my mind! How can any judge with any sense of morality allow this lawsuit to proceed!?! You know in Chile DUI is a death sentence for first offense…maybe not a bad idea.

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   Rob R

   January 31, 2012 at 11:40 am

   Well from his past history with the use of drugs and alcohol, plainly he is just a “misguided social drinker”.
   Drop him by parachute in Douchbagistan with two paintball guns super glued to his hands and an Infidel shirt.Heck even add a CD player with Twisted sister playing “Were not gonna take it Blaring” in his back pack.
   I hate BULLY”S and he’s one .Put him in a commercial dryer and weld the door shut, hand out quarters at the door.

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7. 

   Margaret Foenander

   January 31, 2012 at 5:49 pm

   There was a case of a burglar who broke in to a home,fell through the ceiling on to the kitchen table and was cut by a knife that was on it,he sued and won.Amazing,this idiot could end up winning too.

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     Chase

     February 18, 2012 at 9:11 pm

     Are you thinking of the movie Liar Liar?

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   davidc

   February 1, 2012 at 12:21 am

   That’s sick ! I hope the court throws that out the window !

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9. 

   Mary G

   February 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm

   What is wrong with the judge who sentenced this nut? And now he’s suing the families of the victims? There seems to be a shortage of brains in the Florida judiciary as well as in Belniak’s family.

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10. 

    LeeAnn

    February 8, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Douche is too nice of a work for this waste of oxygen.

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11. 

    R Turner

    March 16, 2012 at 4:22 am

    One round, high velocity low opinion.

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12. 

    ike

    May 16, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    i hope the judge throws his case out, and then transfers him to a nice rapey prison where the schlongs are huge and the asses are pink.

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