The Dumbass Chronicles
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The Dumbass Chronicles: The Hobbit
An angry little man starts a fight with six RU guys in an elevator. Never underestimate the power of hidden insults.
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Search and Seizure by Tim Kennedy
THIS JUST IN: On his way to his Friday night fight, Tim has an interesting airport experience...
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The Dumbass Chronicles – RU Nick & Friends
While in Germany, Nick and some friends hatch a ridiculous plan to befuddle not only the editors of Stars and Stripes, but all of its readers. Find out what RU Nick...
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Dumbass Chronicles – Tommy Batboy
It's been a while since the last episode in the Dumbass Chronicles. For this story, we look internally, as Tommy shares a recent story from Guard training...
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The Dumbass Chronicles: All Stories
The Dumbass Chronicles are a compilation of our most amazing, and embarrassing moments. Find out what makes us tick...
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Arachnophobia, by Kelly Crigger
I was never afraid of spiders until one tried to sting me, wrap me in a cocoon, and hang me on its wall for a midnight snack. It was 1995 and...
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Protect the Package
Dumbassery can take many forms. Some of us are born into it, physically lacking the appropriate mental filters to stop our mouths from creating situations of eternal regret.
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Grammar Police
have no poker face. My emotions are always clear - particularly if they involve anger or amusement.
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Detective John Kimball
The best job in the world to me, other than earning the right to be a platoon sergeant, is being a platoon leader. I was fortunate enough to get to hold...
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The Chicken Hawk
Armed with a never-ending list of mundane tasks that require hours of effort, the UMO is like an anti-magnet for troops. Once afflicted with the title, even I wanted to kick...
