Nick gives you the no-shit on how to get into college or grad school…believe him at your own peril…

Ever get cornered by a Crackhead and wish you knew Crack Jitsu? Here’s your crash course. Think Oprah!

Grin & Barrett is one of those unique few people who has served in both the Army AND Navy. Read his list of reasons why to both join, and leave, the Navy…

These days William Shatner spends his time impersonating a white Shaft tossing around ninja throwing stars as the Priceline Negotiator. No matter how much Hollywood tries…

One element you must take into consideration when taking on Belgium’s greatest export is his disarming good looks. Like David Hasselhoff, it’s easy to take one look at Van Damme’s big, puffy eyes…

The embodiment of Lone Wolf McQuaid and Walker, Texas Ranger is a cult figure of mythical proportions and is reportedly the reason Waldo is hiding. The fact that he’s never won an Oscar…

You’ve never hated flying so much as when someone yells, “Allah Akbar” and runs toward the cockpit with a knife in hand. If you weren’t an aerophobe before, you certainly would be IF…

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