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The Defattification Process

The Defattification Process

The New Year is upon us and it is time for Ranger Up’s New Year’s Resolutions…

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RU Nick’s 11 Get-Into-College Tips

RU Nick’s 11 Get-Into-College Tips

Nick gives you the no-shit on how to get into college or grad school…believe him at your own peril…

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How to Defeat a Crackhead by Kelly Crigger

How to Defeat a Crackhead by Kelly Crigger

Ever get cornered by a Crackhead and wish you knew Crack Jitsu? Here’s your crash course. Think Oprah!

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Decisions, Decisions by Grin & Barrett

Decisions, Decisions by Grin & Barrett

Grin & Barrett is one of those unique few people who has served in both the Army AND Navy. Read his list of reasons why to both join, and leave, the Navy…

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How to Defeat Captain Kirk

How to Defeat Captain Kirk

These days William Shatner spends his time impersonating a white Shaft tossing around ninja throwing stars as the Priceline Negotiator. No matter how much Hollywood tries…

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How to Defeat Van Damme

How to Defeat Van Damme

One element you must take into consideration when taking on Belgium’s greatest export is his disarming good looks. Like David Hasselhoff, it’s easy to take one look at Van Damme’s big, puffy eyes…

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How to Defeat Chuck Norris

How to Defeat Chuck Norris

The embodiment of Lone Wolf McQuaid and Walker, Texas Ranger is a cult figure of mythical proportions and is reportedly the reason Waldo is hiding. The fact that he’s never won an Oscar…

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How to Defeat a Hijacker

How to Defeat a Hijacker

You’ve never hated flying so much as when someone yells, “Allah Akbar” and runs toward the cockpit with a knife in hand. If you weren’t an aerophobe before, you certainly would be IF…

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How to: All Contents

A Listing of all How to… Stories, by Kelly Crigger

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