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    Douche of the Week – Duke University

      By RU Rob What in the fuck? That was the first thing that popped into my brain housing unit upon reading the headline, “Duke University launches ‘safe space’ for men...

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    Douche of the Week: Brock Allen Turner AND His Father–a Family Affair

      By Elana Duffy  Brock Turner. If you don’t know who he is you not only live under a rock, but there isn’t even a Rhino Den under there. Maybe you’re...

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    Douche of the Week: Donald Trump, Again

      By RU Twisted We’ve bashed Donald Trump here before, and oddly enough, we took a lot of heat for it. I’m honestly not sure why, because the guy is just...

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    Douche of the Week: Not a Chance You Will Be Named for Publicity

      By Noam DeGuerre Don’t let the title fool you, I am naming our newest Douche of the Week, but I’m only doing it once for the entirety of this article....

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    Douche of the Week: Bandwagon Bullies

      By Toby Nunn It never ceases to amaze me the self-righteous attacks that blindly follow a social media post about a so-called egregious injustice. Some grammatically incorrect hash-tag that as...

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    Douche of the Week: Donald Trump

    By Noam DeGuerre So this past weekend Donald “The Donald” Trump said something incendiary that has shocked the American people, or at least some of them, and has taken the media...

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    Douche of the Week: Darla Jackson

      By Pablo James Here’s an inescapable fact that every driver needs to know: your car is a 4000-pound bullet that you must control because the consequences are deadly. Alcohol, distractions,...

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    Douche of the Week: Drawing Mohammad

      By SGT Awesome A local veteran has decided that the previous draw Mohammad event in Texas wasn’t quite controversial enough and has decided to hold another one right here in...

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    A Challenge to the Flag Stompers — #PatriotChallenge

      By SCUBA As Americans, we enjoy freedoms and privileges that most people can only dream. I respect those rights and privileges wholeheartedly. However, that does not excuse the ignorance and...

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    Douchebags Gone Wild – Panama City Edition

      By Pablo James Last week, I wrote about a group of college students who desecrated the American flag as part of a protest and how, despite their poor judgment and...

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    Douche of the Week: Amy Bushatz

      By Marcus Penn What do you get when you combine 1940s pin-up style photography, a yearly calendar, and veterans in need of some cheer getting visits from the pin-ups? Gina...

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    Douche of the Week: UC Irvine

      By SGT Awesome On the campus of the University of California, Irvine there is an Associate Student lobby. In this lobby is, among other things, a flag. On this flag...

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    Douche of the Week: Brian Williams

      By Jack Mandaville Do you know what The Rhino Den has been in desperate need of lately? A good douching. No, not the feminine kind that gives you the fresh...

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    Wear your Reflective Belt on the Internet

      By Leonard Benton   First and foremost, the internet is not a place to tread lightly. Anything is available on the web to suit any desire, taste, and apparently you...

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    A Pox on You – The CDC’s Worst Nightmare

      By Left of the Boom In the movie Resident Evil, Umbrella Corp destroyed the world because they made a bio-weapon and someone tried to steal it and it got out....

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    Douche of the Week: Rolling Stone (Yes, Again)

      By Doc Bailey Have you ever read an article and choked on whatever you were drinking, or in my case spit your drink all over your computer?  Have you ever...

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