Stars and Stripes magazine called the Ranger Up warehouse and asked if “those guys who made that awesome workout video” knew any good exercises for that rare breed of soldier, the Fobbit. We didn’t, but we made some up anyway.

Tim’s practically asleep in the locker room, only an hour before his fight – a spectacular juxtaposition to the intensity that Cyborg Santos has been maintaining for the last two hours next door…

Nick reflects on four years of Ranger Up…and his plant.

An angry little man starts a fight with six RU guys in an elevator. Never underestimate the power of hidden insults.

I stood there in a teary-eyed haze as my palms added to the thunderous applause resonating through the theatre. Pride, sadness, revulsion, and raw amazement ran through me in a maelstrom of emotion. I had just encountered a work of art that moved me in a way I had never expected, and [...]

America needs to Ranger the Fuck Up and stop dealing with this sort of nonsense.

You never forget your first.
I was twelve the day I met my first Army Ranger. I remember it like it was yesterday. Twas a fine summer morn in Somerset, Massachusetts, the duck capital of the world…Okay, it may not actually be the duck capital of the world, but there are a lot [...]

Jack Bauer is Ranger Up’s freakin’ Hero of the Week. You know why? There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
Last night Jack saved the World again, and yet rumors abound that Fox is cancelling 24. Good call Fox. Maybe you can run [...]

Team Ranger Up overcame a ton of adversity to win the 2010 Bataan Death March!

Ranger Up, the premier military apparel company in the United States, announced today that despite massive growth in 2009, wages would only be raised 1.4% in 2010, mirroring the proposed Armed Forces wage increase…

The New Year is upon us and it is time for Ranger Up’s New Year’s Resolutions…

Excited to go to his first party at home after Ranger School, Nick finds himself in a battle with dozens of Jedi Knights…

Sussex Square Homeowners Assocation. You are giant bags of douche…

Nick gives you the no-shit on how to get into college or grad school…believe him at your own peril…