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The Crop Duster

The Crop Duster

Some people have no sense of humor when it comes to farting in the office. This bizarre email chain between two employees proves it.

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The Dumbass Chronicles – The Trip Flare Incident

The Dumbass Chronicles – The Trip Flare Incident

In a Ranger Up world, the instructions on a magnesium trip flare would say, “Do not light in front of friends for the purpose of entertainment,” which wouldn’t matter anyway since none of us can read.

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The Dumbass Chronicles – The Most Dangerous Range Ever

The Dumbass Chronicles – The Most Dangerous Range Ever

A butterbar Lieutenant in charge of a multi-weapon, combined range in Korea was told, “don’t bring back any ammo.” This is how those “what NOT to do with live ammo” videos start.

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The History of Martial Arts

The History of Martial Arts

RU’s resident professional writer penned a 9 part series on the history of martial arts for FIGHT! magazine and refuses to let them die.

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Team Rhino Featured in GI Jobs Magazine

Team Rhino Featured in GI Jobs Magazine

GI Jobs magazine know a good thing when they see it. So they made our fighters the cover story of this month’s issue. Seems like we’re getting a lot of good press these days.

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The Dumbass Chronicles: The Hobbit

The Dumbass Chronicles: The Hobbit

An angry little man starts a fight with six RU guys in an elevator. Never underestimate the power of hidden insults.

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Nico’s Crusade

Nico’s Crusade

Former Navy dog handler Nicolette Maroulis is riding a hand bike all the way across the country. Not bad for someone who had to learn how to walk after getting hit by an IED.

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Nothing to Bitch About

Nothing to Bitch About

As hard as I try, I can’t find anything to complain about. Well, there’s one group of people who irritate me, but compared to what our troops are going through, even those ass clowns are tolerable.

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Why Did You Join?

Why Did You Join?

It’s a simple question, but it says so much about us too. I joined for the hot chicks and huge paychecks. How about you?

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Bonfire of the Vanities

Bonfire of the Vanities

Some entertainers are convinced their shit don’t stink. Well it does. So I’m flushing one of them.

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We’re All Steak by Kelly Crigger

We’re All Steak by Kelly Crigger

On his way through a TSA checkpoint, Kelly gets stopped. Oh shit…

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Two Martini Lunch

Two Martini Lunch

Who says you have to wait until the sun sets to drink? Ranger Up’s World Headquarters in Raleigh/Durham is a den of gin and vermouth-laced iniquity and profanity between the hours of 1130 and 1300…

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When a Lion Dies by Kelly Crigger

When a Lion Dies by Kelly Crigger

Amidst the Tiger Woods conundrum, we lose a true hero. It’s time someone takes notice…

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I Drink for a Reason by Kelly Crigger

I Drink for a Reason by Kelly Crigger

Most of us drink, but do we all know why?

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