Some people have no sense of humor when it comes to farting in the office. This bizarre email chain between two employees proves it.

In a Ranger Up world, the instructions on a magnesium trip flare would say, “Do not light in front of friends for the purpose of entertainment,” which wouldn’t matter anyway since none of us can read.

A butterbar Lieutenant in charge of a multi-weapon, combined range in Korea was told, “don’t bring back any ammo.” This is how those “what NOT to do with live ammo” videos start.

RU’s resident professional writer penned a 9 part series on the history of martial arts for FIGHT! magazine and refuses to let them die.

GI Jobs magazine know a good thing when they see it. So they made our fighters the cover story of this month’s issue. Seems like we’re getting a lot of good press these days.

An angry little man starts a fight with six RU guys in an elevator. Never underestimate the power of hidden insults.

Former Navy dog handler Nicolette Maroulis is riding a hand bike all the way across the country. Not bad for someone who had to learn how to walk after getting hit by an IED.

As hard as I try, I can’t find anything to complain about. Well, there’s one group of people who irritate me, but compared to what our troops are going through, even those ass clowns are tolerable.

It’s a simple question, but it says so much about us too. I joined for the hot chicks and huge paychecks. How about you?

Some entertainers are convinced their shit don’t stink. Well it does. So I’m flushing one of them.

On his way through a TSA checkpoint, Kelly gets stopped. Oh shit…

Who says you have to wait until the sun sets to drink? Ranger Up’s World Headquarters in Raleigh/Durham is a den of gin and vermouth-laced iniquity and profanity between the hours of 1130 and 1300…

Amidst the Tiger Woods conundrum, we lose a true hero. It’s time someone takes notice…

Most of us drink, but do we all know why?