Bill Maher is Still a Douchebag

Updated: October 7, 2013

By RU Rob

We already know that Bill Maher is a douche, we established that in April of this year.  Instead of wasting any more time on his douchefeckedness I would rather query our readers for new and improved ways to communicate “douchebag.” As you watch the video below and become all pissed-off, think of new versions like douchetastic, douchiferous, douchapotomus-rex, and leave them in the comments below.  I am currently in the middle of writing a new Douche of the Week on a particular congressman and will incorporate them into it.

May I present, Sir Douche of Maher:




  1. JoeC

    October 7, 2013 at 11:35 am

    Actually, I think it’s douchasaurus rex and douchapotomus stands on it’s own. Douchecrat/douchecratic could be used for those of the democratic party that fit the description. Then there’s the Douchident of the United States. There’s douchtacula that sucks the blood and life from everything and doucheus maximus that is not only a douche, but an ass as well and a large one at that. Then there are those who are exceptional douches that graduate doucha cum laude or perhaps that would work better as magna cum douche.

  2. Zac

    October 7, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    I like to use the phrases douchewaffle, douchestain and of course douchenstein.

  3. Justin Steiner

    October 7, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    Well, there’s Douch-apotamous & Dr Douchenstein,

  4. leftoftheboom

    October 7, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    The Atomic Douchebaginator.


    MOAdB: Mother Of All doucheBag

    First Lord of Doucheasstain

    Darth Douche

  5. Bravo III

    October 7, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    Don’t forget the Doucheplicans and the Doucheplican party and the Doucher of the House, the Douchate minority and majority leaders, the D-party, which is a subset of douchists. Please include the phrase “suck start a pistol” in your douchification article.

    • leftoftheboom

      October 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm

      Hilarious. I second the vote.

  6. Douglas Hanks

    October 7, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    Baron Von Douchenstain of Douchestanistan

  7. JD Remo Williams

    October 7, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    Skills no doubt honed over countless hours in a Douche-nasium.I learned that from reading Douchepedia.

  8. Will Black

    October 7, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think any person or group is above a joke. I don’t take this clip as him insulting WWII vets, he’s just making a joke about them, and really it’s at the expense of Michelle Bachman.

    We tend to think of all WWII vets as these larger-than-life heroes. The same way we think of all ‘Nam vets as battle-scarred psychos. And us OIF/OEF vets are more or less treated like victims of PTSD. Jokes, if nothing else, level out the playing field and allow us to not take any generation of vets too seriously.

    If you want evidence of Maher being a douche there is much better evidence than this. I think making jokes about vets isn’t a big deal. We aren’t so special we’re above a joke, regardless of which generation of vets we belong to.

    • Tyler

      October 7, 2013 at 12:42 pm

      Definitely a voice of reason. Will Black has a great point and while I’m sad that I wasn’t here first to post something like it, I’m happy because he did a way better job than I could have done.

      • Jason

        October 7, 2013 at 2:00 pm

        I am with Will on this one. Rhinoden’s inability to take a joke just comes off as a butthurt child. If you applied some critical thought, the vets were not the butt of the joke. Michelle Bachman was. Take these guys off of a pedastool and use your brain.

    • Dan

      October 7, 2013 at 4:13 pm

      I’m with Will Black on this one. Maher is a lying sack of shit, but I don’t get the offense here. He slams Bachmann and the so-called greatest generation, but not vets for being vets.

      And screw the “GG”, they made the hippies. Parenting fail.

  9. A-Man-Lex

    October 7, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    Douchetastic Doucheface
    Bealzedouche (Douche Lord of the Underworld)
    Lucidouche (Satanic Douche)
    Lord Helmut van Douchenstein

    Other affectionate terms for Bill Maher

    Thanks for reading.

  10. Michael

    October 7, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    Well, I would call this Brigadouche General, Douche Bigalo, Mr. Douche Baggington. I really think he drives his Mazdouche while sipping on his Gin and Douche. I don’t think just one Douche title will complete this Douche. How about Enema Bag?

  11. 1SG Pickle

    October 7, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    Well he is right about one thing, Bachmann is part of the reason it was shut down in the first place.

    • Clifford Fargason

      October 7, 2013 at 2:30 pm

      Since the things that are being closed are those that are most calculated to cause inconvenience and piss off the public about the shutdown I would point to the folks who determined what would be closed as being the problem. For example, closing the WWII memorial, but not the 2d Division memorial in DC, closing the parking lot at Mt Vernon when doing so costs more money than leaving it open, closing part of the ocean off Florida, etc.

  12. jim

    October 7, 2013 at 12:36 pm


  13. Lino D

    October 7, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    The Mayor of douche town, residing upon mount doucheuvious, where he reigns with a mighty douche nozzle above all lesser douche nuggets.

  14. Rakkan Staccavich

    October 7, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    I believe magna cum dumpstre fits.

  15. Luke

    October 7, 2013 at 12:56 pm


  16. Chris

    October 7, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    I don’t think he rates “douche”. I’d say call him what he is…..asshole.

  17. Nick

    October 7, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    Douchetard or libdouche is appropriate as well

  18. jones

    October 7, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    Unusually weak stuff from RangerUp. Hope this doesn’t become a habit.

  19. Ryan

    October 7, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Species classification: Doucheous Baggeous

  20. Stephen

    October 7, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    Either way, he should suck start my asshole. I gotta shit out a douchepoodle!

  21. Sgt. Stringchesse

    October 7, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    In keeping with pop/hip-hop culture;


  22. Froggy

    October 7, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Seriously? The veteran community is starting to act like a bunch of fags now. I mean exactly like the fags who can’t take a joke when we call them well, fags. We need to stop acting like any slight is some kind of level 9 crisis situation, and buck the fuck up. Is Bill Maher a douche? Of course he is. That is the basis of his entire act. We need to stop letting losers like him rent space in our collective heads for so cheap. Chill out and live your lives and don’t act like such bitches.

    • Common Sense

      October 7, 2013 at 8:54 pm

      I agree completely. Everyone whines too much. Vets can take a joke. Bill Maher is a comedian and a makes money trying to be controversial. The joke isn’t about how the vets did, it’s about them going through the work to storm the memorial- then posing for photos with bachman.

  23. Trevor

    October 7, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Douchehammer, douchecake, Megadouche, Douchivore, Douchefag, Count Doucheula, McDouche, Douche rocket, Douche queen, Douchewad, Douchenozzle….

  24. Jerkstin

    October 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    Lord Douche of House Maher, first of his name, King of the Douche, Lord of All Douchery and protector of the Douches.

  25. Whitey

    October 7, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    Le douché

    He’s an arrogant prick who insults our vets. Hence the French twist.

  26. Jason

    October 8, 2013 at 12:59 am

    My suggestions:

    Douchetool. My daughter came up with that one when she was 4. Concise and to the point.

    Douchearrhea. Off the cuff, and I think it better describes what he spews than the… well, I’ll stick with man for now.

    Douchebucket. He’s a mainstream media icon. It’s not like he really thinks. Or because he’s full of douche.

    Doucherocket. Can also be used to describe his impeccable doucherocketry.

  27. James Dettloff

    October 8, 2013 at 4:13 am

    I read this one recently, “douche-canoe” and have been trying to use the hell out of it.

  28. Drew

    October 8, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Lead crewman on the douche-canoe.

  29. jeremy

    October 8, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    bill maher is a cunt.

  30. Jake

    October 8, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    Douchey McDoucher, Merriam Webster’s Dictionary definition of Douche: Bill Maher.

  31. 61 Mechanised Mike

    October 9, 2013 at 3:16 am

    Maher is a traitor of immeasurable proportions. Should be arrested and face a firing squad at the very least!!!!!

  32. Jeff Price

    October 9, 2013 at 8:32 am

    I dunno, Fucktard comes to mind. Did his mother have any children that lived or was he an only child?

    Douchenstein the Douche sucker???

    Honestly, we are wasting the time of better men than him in giving this any consideration at all.

    Fuck him, let’s move on to something more worthy.

  33. Gunship Load

    October 9, 2013 at 11:58 am

    I think I prefer the new PC term I am being “forced” to use so that I don’t offend anyone in the military with me….

    “A dripping satchel of massengill”

  34. Stormrider6

    October 9, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    Kadouche, capital of Douchebagistan?

    • Whitey

      October 9, 2013 at 9:08 pm

      He’d have to be one of the lesser window-licking, cocksucking, gay S&M manwhoring denizens of Kadouche’s shittier part of town. Even among douchebags, Maher is a low creature.

  35. SGTM

    October 15, 2013 at 10:02 am

    douchepoononmous… i’ll knife hand the shit out of him if he ever crosses my path.

  36. Billy Mac

    October 26, 2013 at 10:56 am

    Douchenozzle has always been a personal favorite of mine

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