BAMF of the Week — Todd Orr

Updated: October 4, 2016

By RU Rob

If you have not checked social media in the last 24 hours let me introduce you to Todd Orr of Bozeman, Montana.

Being a red-blooded, unapologetic bad-ass, Todd decided to head out for a hike in the Montana back country last Saturday morning when he just happened to run into a mother grizzly and her two cubs.  Instead of running for the Duke University safe space so he could contemplate his “toxic-masculinity”, Todd did what he knew to do: stop, drop, ball yourself up and hang on for dear life.  According to Todd “She was on top of me biting my arms, shoulders and backpack. The force of each bite was like a sledge hammer with teeth. She would stop for a few seconds and then bite again. Over and over. After a couple minutes, but what seemed an eternity, she disappeared.”

Battered and beaten, Todd knew well enough to start heading back to his truck located about 3 miles from the site of the attack. Unfortunately, the blood lost along the away may have actually brought momma back for a second helping of Todd de jour. Once again the Todd used the same strategy for dealing with the ferocious bear, protecting his neck and head from the vicious claws of the over-protective mother because, according to Orr, “I sprayed the shit out of her with bear spray, and that did nothing.” The bear continued the attack, continually biting and clawing its way into Todd’s soul.

todd-orrAfter what seemed like an eternity and the uncomfortable feeling of a bear taking a break while sitting on you like a dependa waiting for the commissary to open, the grizzly had decided that this bad-ass was not going to go down easily.

The bear finally left, assuming that Todd was a goner, but little did she know that Todd was alive, kicking and continuing his way back to his truck, and I can only assume that he was also pulling a medium sized trailer by hand to help with his gigantic BALLS!!!

Once back at the truck, Todd did what every one does these days…he made a video for Facebook about his ordeal.  I can’t figure out if he was in shock when he made the video or if the blood on his face, arms, shoulders, and head was pure, unadulterated testosterone from one hell of a backwoods stud.

Having a sense of humor about he entire situation, Todd wrote later on his Facebook page, that “Not my best day, but I’m alive. “In a couple weeks I will have to clean out the truck a little better. My girlfriend says it looks like I had gutted an elk in the driver’s seat.”

Todd you are one Bad-Ass Mother Fucker!

Just in case you haven’t see the video, take a look.



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