Many of you ask, “Why aren’t you guys using an M4?”
Answer: Some jackass would read it as “I am for terrorists” and we’d have to hear about it, day in and day out.
So we went with the M249 SAW. This shirt, much like an onion has many levels. I will illustrate it with a “meet a girl in a bar” scenario.
Scenario 1:
Girl: You shoot terrorists! Awesome! Let’s date!
Scenario 2:
Girl: I can’t believe you’re wearing that shirt. It’s disgusting that you are so cold about taking human life!
You: This is the M249 SAW. What I am really trying to say here is that I SAW Terrorists. It has nothing to do with killing – it is an inside joke. I was being ironic (even though you weren’t, always say this)
Girl: Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were so deep. Let’s date.
Scenario 3:
Code Pink Girl: You’re a murderer! You shoot people and think that’s cool!
You: Actually, this is the M249 SAW. I SAW terrorists…like, in half, with a hand saw. And now I am going to saw you in half. ARGGHHHH!!! (make sure to lunge menacingly)
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Here is another scenario: I walk into a bar wearing that shirt and lo and behold!!!Katie from the Army Rangerup contest is standing there.She approaches me and says,”I think I am love with a REAL man!Do you have another shirt like that because we should date and wear them together!”Hey it could happen! Anyway I live only a few miles form the highest population of Arabs in the USA (Dearborn Michigan).I am sure there are some terrorists and sympathizers there.Imagine the looks I would receive if I strolled down the streets in that shirt? Talking about a Deathwish.CCW or not!I would definitely need Katie watching my back.Any excuse to mention her!