Afghanistan Goes Full Retard
So defaced Korans are no longer seen as the word of god, because god is pnly pure and clean.
The soldiers did as they were told, and took boxes of religious materials to the incinerator. Those boxes contained defaced Korans. Once the soldiers saw what was in the fire, they reached in to save the Korans–burning themselves in the process.
Local National workers saw this, went apeshit, and went around screaming about destroying Korans–Korans you, Mr. and Mrs. Taxpayer, bought and paid for, to provide for prisoners, who then defaced them.
Here’s where it gets fun.
The Local Nationals (who, by the way are illiterate, and recognize *anything* written in Arabic as “Koran”) go full retard. They run home, get their other asshole buddies, and start a riot at the gates. (Note to Afghan Security Forces: See Saudi Arabia, Kingdom of, or Jordan, Kingdom of, or Syria, Kingdom of, for Pro Tips on how to effectively deal with rioting retards in your country.) That riot spreads word to other assholes, who then riot throughout the country. They set fires, they attack coalition forces, they attack afghan forces, and the jihadis have a fucking field day.
Then one of the afghan security forces, our “Brothers in Arms” decides to turn around in a guard tower and shoot into a US compound, killing two soldiers.
You assholes write in Korans–which we failed to mention in the early press releases–so we destroy those korans in the same manner that you do.
You assholes riot, destroy equipment, and generally go full retard–we show restraint.
You assholes turn the guns and training we gave you on us–and again, we show restraint.
You assholes seeing a pattern here?
So I am still the ugly American. I still look over my shoulder, I still have a plan to kill every Afghan I see–especially the ones in uniform. This isn’t the first time one of our “partners” has turned his weapon against US troops–either distraught over Koran burning, or Marines pissing on a dead body, or GITMO, or whatever their excuse du jour is. And what do we do? We turn them over to the Afghans for “justice,” which usually comes in the form of a long prison sentence (5-10 years) or, more often, nothing.
What we should do, in a just world, is…